Well, this just happened. I was hustling and utterly forgot my keys inside. Now, here I am, trapped on the front porch with a frustratinglyvacant feeling. My phone is {dead|drained, and there's no sigh. This whole situation is just {hilarious|awful. {Should Itry to pick the lock? Locked Out| Car Keys Trapped? Don't Panic, We Can Help! Ugh, it